- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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