Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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whoa there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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