A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

i dont like chris

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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