Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Penis.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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