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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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