A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Black People.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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