What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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modern love

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Dylan is a person

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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