What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Which is longer? A rope...

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

the WNBA

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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