- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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