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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

2 women were sitting quietly

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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