- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What's funnier than 24? 25

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What is long and black The unemployment line

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

An atheist walks into a church

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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