- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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