Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

K.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

How did the girl die? 25.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A women president

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Woman rights.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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