how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

acualy is dolan

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Women's sports.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

brandon ya twwat

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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