A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

skurfboards we love fat kids

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So. The gays. ...

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

AIDS

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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