What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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