Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I never asked for this.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Your mama's so fat.

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i dont like chris

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