- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Your mom.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Two english guys meet at work

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