- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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