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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

what came first the chicken or the chips

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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