- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

Knock knock. Death.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

how do you confuse a blond?

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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