- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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men's rights.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

obama

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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