A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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