Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

George Bush.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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