- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

An asian without a future.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Type 2 diabetics

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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