- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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