What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

i can't stand cripple jokes

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A homosexual walks into a church

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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