Sarah Palin

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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lol a man is drowning

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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