what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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