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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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