What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Woman's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Okay, one second.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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