Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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s e m e n

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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tims sty:)

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

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