What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

My friend harris is fat.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

why is john so fat years of over eating

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

george goodburn is secretly mexican

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

american government

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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