What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

donald................duck for president

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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