Give me thumbs up!

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Whats white and sticky fluff

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

watch me nae nae

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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