- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

i like turtals and kids

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Donald Trump

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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