- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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