- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What number comes after 29? 30.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

I killed someone today. :D

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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