- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you live? In a house

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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