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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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