- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Cleveland winning something

This is a joke setup.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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