- Anti Joke

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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