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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Get on your knees Ho

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Prostitution is bad.......

Dogs

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

How old is victor? Half past dead

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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