Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Woman's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Anti Joke

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