what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did Delaware? A coat.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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