- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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