What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What's big and white?

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A whale's vagina

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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whats up fuch you bitch

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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