Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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I hate blackniggers

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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I saw a shovel once.

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