- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.