- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

An atheist walks into a church

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

why did the computer crash? it didn't

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What time is it? 20:45.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Penal Dysfunction

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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