- Anti Joke

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Anti Joke

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