- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Straight men can be bronies.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

a potato flew around my room

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

I am on a escalator.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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