- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

There is no joke here, stop reading.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

feces

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

I pooped my pants

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