- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

God is real

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Fiats

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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