What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Your Mom.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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