When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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