- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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