There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Girls

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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