Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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full house

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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You are Nerochan right?

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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