Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Anti Joke

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