Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Worst joke ever

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Women.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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