- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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