- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

pickle juice?

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Two english guys meet at work

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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