What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Maturity is a virtue.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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