Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your mom.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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