What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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The BCS

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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