- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

how now brown cow. WTF.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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