What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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That's not what she said.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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This sentence is false.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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