- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

That's not what she said.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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