Melbourne Football Club.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Tim and Eric

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why did the book disappear?

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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