How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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s e m e n

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Ju... Just why?

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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