roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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boys

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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