What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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penus

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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