Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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