why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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BOOBALANBOO

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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