What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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