What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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hipsters

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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poop is very very yummy.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Anti Joke

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