Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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