- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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