What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Snausages.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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